Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.

Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”

by Armenianthief January 26, 2023

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Jakob Rebbe

Jakob Rebbe is a wannabe. has Brown Hair, Blue eyes, A fuckboy you don't want to play with

Jakob Rebbe Sucks ass

by DEBESTOFEMAL September 23, 2022

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Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 05, 2023

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Jakobe

Someone who is gay

Jakobe-someone who is gay

by Trouble shoot October 27, 2019

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Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 31, 2022

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