Jakob

Jakob is the most savage mixed nigga to ever roam the earth. He will always sweep the baddest bitches right off their feet due to his balls being made of solid netherite

Be weary of Jakob he might swag on your auntie

by comraderacc November 11, 2021

Jakobing

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

by Iloveafs May 23, 2017

Jakob and Ileana

Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everybody wants to have a relationship like theirs. They’re both super hot and extremely sexy. But they are also have a very nice character and they could talk for hours even if Jakob is more a listener and Ileana is more a story teller. They are working perfectly together and are just a dream couple. Jakob is so hot all of the grade 10 girls are thirsting after him but he doesn’t cares because he is deeply in love with ileana.

Everybody: Omg I want a relationship like Jakob and Ileana have

by Ja502 November 21, 2021

Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019

jakob delgado

Sex on legs

“Hey you know jakob delgado?”
“Oh he’s walking sex”

by Don't stop accoustic May 7, 2018

Jakob

Jakob is a River

Jakob is a free water River

by Chirs is a Nazi January 31, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is person with huge cock, women simply fell in love with him. He probably has blue eyes and muscular body. Person named Jakob is loyal and romantic.

1: Is that Jakob?
2: Yes, why?
1: He look so good in that yellow t-shirt and that blue eyes are sexy..

by Mia_00 July 5, 2021