snail jail

where you go when you fuck up

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."

by mailksnail October 9, 2016

jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020

Jail Blaster

After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.

The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge

by Z.Arnold October 25, 2023

Fail Jail

noun. Fail Jail is the zone where one is spiritually sent over the interwebs when they reach an unprecedented level of fail. Also: Faol Gaol, the British version of the term.

Noob 1: Gosh darn golly, I landed on 'Go', that means I get $400 amirite?
Noob 2: This is e-monopoly scrub, there aren't any made up rules. Go directly to FAIL JAIL!!!!11 lul

by Cato525 September 28, 2008

Jail Fail

When attempting to Jail Break your ipod, you get to a certain step and fail, giving up all hope of ever doing it.

Uh, I got stuck on the recovery phase.. Jail fail.. :(

by Dr. Kremler August 3, 2009

Facebook jail

Facebook blocks you because you want privacy and changed your name into a fake name. Or Facebook blocks you because you post too much in a group, Facebook sees you as spam. Or Facebook blocks you for having too many friends. Facebook is extremely introverted. Not a good place for extroverts.

This is Steve, I am in Facebook jail for 7 days. This is my brothers account.

by Ravenland May 29, 2018

email jail

The inability to send email due to the fact that the IT guys have limited your mailbox size. Indication of Email Jail is the message 'your mailbos is over the size limit'. Cursing the IT guys does not get you out of email jail.

Ya, bra! I'd send over that cool new porn link, but I am in email jail.

by Darall Harris August 15, 2007