Land of awful weather. You can freeze there in summer time.
Land of drinkers and black sheep.
BUT
It's the greenest land i've ever seen. The most beautiful, the most 'mystic'.
The land of shamrocks, POTATOES(!!!!!) poets & writers.
Ireland rocks and will rock forever.
The sky moves with you.
Land of drinkers and black sheep.
BUT
It's the greenest land i've ever seen. The most beautiful, the most 'mystic'.
The land of shamrocks, POTATOES(!!!!!) poets & writers.
Ireland rocks and will rock forever.
The sky moves with you.
by Anna January 9, 2005
Get the ireland mug.Possibly the greatest place on earth, with friendly people, a colourful history and blood links to all around the world (mainly Canada, USA and Australia). Also called Ulster (as it includes 6 of Ulsters 9 counties), Our Wee Country, The North, N.I. and Norn Iron (Northern Ireland said with a big belfast accent).
Unfortunately some people in N.I. try to damage the country for various reasons, which sometimes gives the place a bad name.
N.I. has two main cities Belfast and Derry (officially Londonderry), a lough in the middle called Neagh, a second one called Erne. It has three main rivers, Foyle, Lagan and Bann. N.I. has many hills and mountains, three noteworthy ones being Slieve Donard, Slemish and Cavehill. N.I. also has the beautiful Giants Causeway, and is housed by many castles the most important being Carrickfergus Castle.
Unfortunately some people in N.I. try to damage the country for various reasons, which sometimes gives the place a bad name.
N.I. has two main cities Belfast and Derry (officially Londonderry), a lough in the middle called Neagh, a second one called Erne. It has three main rivers, Foyle, Lagan and Bann. N.I. has many hills and mountains, three noteworthy ones being Slieve Donard, Slemish and Cavehill. N.I. also has the beautiful Giants Causeway, and is housed by many castles the most important being Carrickfergus Castle.
Carlsberg doesn't make countries, but if they did...
Northern Ireland is like the love child of Dublin and London.
Northern Ireland is like the love child of Dublin and London.
by MrDantastic May 22, 2011
Get the Northern Ireland mug.Not only is it a beautiful country, but the name of a girl who all the more breathtaking! She is honest even when you really don't think you want her to be. She has your back when it feels like the rest of the world left you, and will make it clear that she will always be there no matter how stupid or small your problems might be. The kind of friend that you only find once in a lifetime, and a bond that you know and hope lasts your lifetime. She knows how to make you laugh when all you want to do is cry, she is there for you when you are sick, and always the best person to watch a midnight movie or bake with. When you have an Ireland as your friend, it feels like there was never a day in your life you didn't know each other, and no matter how far apart you are, and as cheesy as it sounds, when you see each other again it's like you were never apart. It's like God knew you needed someone in both of your lives that would bring the happiness, love, and laughter that everyone deserves to have. She is the biggest blessing someone could have in their lives. Everyone deserves an Ireland.
by fuk biches get dinero June 14, 2018
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When Jack hooked up with the girl from the bar he pulled the Icelandic Rodeo and beat his old high score by 17 seconds.
by ~Iceman~ September 18, 2009
Get the Icelandic Rodeo mug.There's a wee spot in Europe its a place of great fame,
it lies to the north land and Ulster's its name,
it only has six counties but o what renown,
and it s emblem is the red hand topped by the queens crown.
now the Germans came over in the year of forty one,
and they tried to destroy us by bomb and by gun,
but our history could tell us of others who tried,
how our sons defended Ulster and they fought and died.
if a fenian should speak to you in his own fenian tongue,
they will speak of our friendships why we cant be one,
just you point to the red hand topped by the queens crown,
say were side by side with Britain and they wont let us down
Its personally a great place to life and i know alot of scots who would say they would love to life here , its a better place than london sure we've had a troubles, and weve got our immigrants from republic, maybe players of our national team play for lower teams than your top four except Evans , but we still beat England 1-0 , " Healy Healy "
it lies to the north land and Ulster's its name,
it only has six counties but o what renown,
and it s emblem is the red hand topped by the queens crown.
now the Germans came over in the year of forty one,
and they tried to destroy us by bomb and by gun,
but our history could tell us of others who tried,
how our sons defended Ulster and they fought and died.
if a fenian should speak to you in his own fenian tongue,
they will speak of our friendships why we cant be one,
just you point to the red hand topped by the queens crown,
say were side by side with Britain and they wont let us down
Its personally a great place to life and i know alot of scots who would say they would love to life here , its a better place than london sure we've had a troubles, and weve got our immigrants from republic, maybe players of our national team play for lower teams than your top four except Evans , but we still beat England 1-0 , " Healy Healy "
we're from northern ireland and were proud
by Mearnsy_soufb February 8, 2009
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Yo! that bitch is so thick she be Ivel!
by Snatchinator February 5, 2010
Get the Ivel mug.A real country. Just incase all those wee shitheads didn't know that. I should know coz I am from there. I think all you wee wankers are just jealous of our country so you had to comment on it. You big douchehead. Yes, I agree we have had our fair share of a bad past, with the troubles and all that, but I don't know why all you's f*ckers give a shit coz half of you's that are commenting on this aren't even from Northern Ireland so shut your dicks. And Northern Ireland is just as god as any other country. We have beautiful scenery, a good history and I love our wee country coz it means we can go anywhere in it without having to get a plane. Unlike if you wanted to go from the north of England to the south of England, it would take you ages, so shut your fanny's especially all you wee irish dicks who think you's know everything. I don't know what you're commenting on Northern Ireland for because the Republic has protestants and Catholics aswell and the Battle of the Boyne actually took place in Dublin so don't be giving Northern Ireland that load of shit you wee cunts. And it's not like Ireland has a better football team or is any more talented that anyone from Northern Ireland so shut your big caked faces!!!!!!!!
by Jerry Fairy May 18, 2009
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