cell phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.

So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.

by Bob Albanese September 16, 2007

Ho-itis

A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.

Known causes:

1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.

Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.

Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.

Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!

by DirtyDana/Cali August 23, 2011

smoked irish

This was the name given to blacks in England and in America. It comes from the theory that the two underclass races would eventually merge together and form one race.

'No Blacks, No Irish, No Dogs' - sign posted on many places of work, phasing out a bit before the mid-20th Century. Many Irish pubs have an old sign like this put up above the door for ironic amusement and historical interest. As if to say, 'This is the way things were.'

"No -- We don't hire any paddies or smoked Irish here, now get to movin'"

by McNabb February 1, 2007

doo itashimashite

Analogous to "You're welcome." Japanese import.

Friend: "Thanks, I owe you one." You: "Doo itashimashite".

Pronouciation key: Doh-oh eetah-sheemah-shtay.

by Peter Hanson August 23, 2006

Irish-American

Someone hated by Americans for their Irish heritage, and hated by the Irish for their American birth/upbringing.

American: Where's your family from?
Irish-American: Ireland
American: Screw off you leprechaun SOB

Irish person: Where are you from?
Irish-American: America, but my family is from Ireland
Irish person: Feck off Yank

by Peter Parker Sucks September 15, 2015

Irish Devil

Term used to describe an untrustworthy male who chronically creeps around bars and functions where alcohol is served but does not drink himself. Thus, looking to take advantage of vulnerable women, as well as, men who are gambling while drunk.

The sharp dressed man approached the men playing poker. Seeing, the man was drinking a cup of water, Keith shouted, "Get out of here Irish Devil we have no need for you here!"

by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

itshouldvebeenclint

A very derogatory word for a racist

person one: “Shut the fuck up you stupid “itshouldvebeenclint””

person 2: “im sorry! I didn’t mean to call you a slur here take my notes app apology”

by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021