Instagram famous

not really famous on Instagram because about all your followers are ghost followers

"hey im Instagram famous"
"bruh"

by mrwhatsthatwurd September 11, 2014

Instagram Stripper

An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes

Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?

Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper

by holy guacomole November 12, 2019

instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015

Instagram hunter

Someone who engages in hunting for the sole purpose of posting pictures of themselves hunting on social media. Contrary to popular belief, the Instagram hunter is not actually a skilled hunter and tend to purchase expensive equipment compensate for their lack of hunting ability.

Conner- "Zach, stop taking so many selfies, we're trying to hunt."

Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"

Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."

by Wade6969 May 18, 2016

instagram girl

A girl who is caught up in her likes and favorites to even notice what’s going on around her. Usually only dates guys who have as many Instagram followers and judges people based on their followers and likes. The type of girl to have 3,000 Instagram followers but 300 Twitter followers.

Tony: Hey you going to date Becky?
Mike: Nah dawg she was an Instagram girl I only had 500 followers so she wasn’t about it.

Tony: That’s whack g

by Realg100 January 28, 2018

instagram envy

When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.

Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"

by thejokerstere December 27, 2015

Instagram Model

Typically a woman in her 20s or 30s who does not work and expects things for free. Also, a compulsive spender with debt who cannot hold a steady job, so they pursue an interest in "Instagram Modeling," which is simply good quality selfies.

"Oh, you're a model, what's your agency, Instagram?"
"Instagram models are simply wannabe social media influencers."
"Gains 1000 followers on Instragram, becomes a model."
"You gotta respect the working woman in a world full of Instagram models."
"When it's career day at school and your Mom says she's an Instagram model."

by ammize February 3, 2021