An Infatucoma is defined as the period of time during which a guy ditches his friends in favor of his new girlfriend. This is often accompanied by total telephonic unreachability.
With luck, he will emerge from the Infatucoma and return to his friends to realise the error of his ways. The unlucky are never seen again.
With luck, he will emerge from the Infatucoma and return to his friends to realise the error of his ways. The unlucky are never seen again.
Dude 1 - "Hey, I can't get hold of XXXX on the phone and I've not seen him in a lifetime - what's going on?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah, I heard he's been in an Infatucoma since last September!"
Dude 2 - "Yeah, I heard he's been in an Infatucoma since last September!"
by woofbarkdonkey October 23, 2007
Get the infatucoma mug.Ryan: Dude, all those chicks just told me how you satisfied them all at the same time
Kevin:Yep.
Ryan: How'd you do that?
Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.
Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?
Kevin: Yessir
Kevin:Yep.
Ryan: How'd you do that?
Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.
Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?
Kevin: Yessir
by doublekz January 12, 2009
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Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008
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Get the indited mug.There are two main types of infidel:
1. Spanish: These are controled by the queen of the infidels, they are infidelic 100% of the time but are not particularly harmful once properly house trained
2. Morrocan: Despite being dormant most of the time, when a morrocan becomes infadelic it is highly dangerous and uncontrolable and must be avoided at all costs
1. Spanish: These are controled by the queen of the infidels, they are infidelic 100% of the time but are not particularly harmful once properly house trained
2. Morrocan: Despite being dormant most of the time, when a morrocan becomes infadelic it is highly dangerous and uncontrolable and must be avoided at all costs
1. Quiet infidel! or i shall purge you 'till you DIE from it!!
2. He's being infadelic! Morrocanly! RUN!!
2. He's being infadelic! Morrocanly! RUN!!
by hex_ten December 23, 2004
Get the infidel mug.A relationship where you're just in it for the sexual favors or just to show off your girl/guy to your friends. It usually doesn't last long and is filled with arguments and misunderstandings. Can sometimes be linked with douchebags and whores.
-Hey bro. What happened to Ana?
--Aww dude, it didn't end well. She was hot and all but I was just in it for the sex. She made me look like a total stud. We were arguing too much and its gone too far, so I had to jump ship bro.
-Ah, sounds like a total infatuationship man.
--Aww dude, it didn't end well. She was hot and all but I was just in it for the sex. She made me look like a total stud. We were arguing too much and its gone too far, so I had to jump ship bro.
-Ah, sounds like a total infatuationship man.
by its N-Dizzle February 11, 2012
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