fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017

rippin sheets

Someone whose planning of fucking or having sex with someone.

SAM- "Tracy is such a hoe don't you think?"
CAT- "yea! I heard that she and one of her boyfriends are planning on rippin sheets ,girl"

by PrettiGurlnicki October 15, 2010

Durty Sheets

New American alcoholic drink: one shot of Silver Petron, half to one shot of Grand Marnier, two to three ice cubes. Best used on women who are not used to getting drunk.

Dude, if you want her to get slutty, get her a few durty sheets. She'll be going down on you in no time.

by mr.durtysheets April 26, 2011

sheet rule

instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.

during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule

by will38373830 March 28, 2007

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.

Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers

by Polk County March 10, 2016