Mud Swap

The sexual act of emptying ones bowels into another persons anus. Popular with the gay community.
I cant believe Steve and Stew did a mud swap man!
by Beanwood July 20, 2010
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Mud Cricket

3/4 of Fulton, Missouri. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck or SUV. Often found in trailer parks, mud holes with guys that are "like brothers" or lying about hunting. Listens to Luke Bryan and Jason Aldeans shitty brand of "country" music, claims Sam Hunt and Florida Georgia Line is decent and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around like a bottle of crown.
Dude I took that mud cricket to the woods and she acted like she didn't know what to do, then she gave me herpes.
by smalldick96 April 20, 2016
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Mud whistle

Mud whistle, also known as "asshole" is just another term for your chocolate starfish.

Comes from the movie "Shallow Hal"
"Jesus, I think I ate to much taco bell yesterday, my mud whistle is bleeding"
by Massivo December 16, 2004
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Mud Lady

A woman in Morristown, famous for walking the streets, and applying loads of make-up (most noticably, eyeliner around her lip). She had come from a wealthy family, and was well off, until she had a nervous break-down. She has been kicked out and banned from numerous stores for stealing. She refuses to take any charity for anyone. She is nice when on her meds, but is strange when not.
I saw the Mud Lady being kicked out of Dunkin Donuts for stealing someone's coffee.
by KARMARANOVERMIDOGMA July 14, 2009
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mud shark

any female of any race/color other then black that exclusively seeks black men for sex
Whoa that Katrina is one hell of a mud sharking ho!
by CharlieB June 06, 2005
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Blowing mud

My girlfriend dident want me to toss her salad cause she had been blowing mud all day.
by Scott311Bliss October 24, 2003
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mud dragon

Someone just walked up to the urinal, pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud dragon, m'kay?
by b-cenk April 21, 2007
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