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Incocknito Mode

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.
"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."
by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015
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SMD Mode

SMD Mode

Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.

This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."

This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."

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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012
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Lant Mode

"Lant Mode" is when someone or some person commits an act that ruins the moment. This can occur in multiple situations, such as when someone attempts to join in on an inside joke they have no prior knowledge of, when people are sharing a moment and someone comes in and destroys it, when a groupchat are having a wicked discussion and someone sends a really shit meme etc.
Hey stop ruining the moment. Lant Mode!

Person 1: HA HA HA. that was a killer joke.
Person 2: Our inside humour is the best
Person 3: *Attempts to join in and completely fucks it up*
Person 1: Fuck off you Lant Mode
Person 2: Bro you just moded it
by IDPL44 August 16, 2021
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Gowdy mode

Occurs when a sudden wave of intellect and integrity hits a person, causing them to go on a truthful rant when given the opportunity in a political discussion.
Yo dude, did you see that congressman from South Carolina who went Gowdy mode and DESTROYED everyone?
by HackedByTeamNimble July 4, 2017
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Vampire mode

The act of sleeping during the day and waking up after dark.
After working all night galaxy goes into vampire mode.
by Anguish March 8, 2013
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neo mode

In first-person shooter games:

The act of whiffing on one-hit delete snipers, pistols, rifles, SMGs, abilities; The act of disconnecting in a middle of a game, may it be unranked or competitive; The act of AFK-ing during a game because of household chores.

In Voice Calls:

The act of disconnecting during voice calls; The lag that causes miscommunication during voice calls.
Where is Neo? Is he neo mode again? I bet he's folding clothes or washing the laundry again. But it's most likely of his ISP, PLDT.
by Somnusu December 9, 2021
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Wagwan Mode

When u go 100 percent annihilation on gunols pussy (Salmans mom) leaving no leftovers behind.
Yo fam I just went Wagwan Mode on sy's mom
by sythedemon November 16, 2020
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