Aids

A very delightful thing cause by fucking someone/ being fucked. It's inevitably fatal and you should not listen to this at all and go fuck your brother. Or sister. Or both. Enjoy kids... >:)
I got 'AIDS' from fucking my mothers boyfriends cousins dog.
by Cassandra Is LIT October 09, 2019
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AIDS

An std that can kill you and it can be carried through sex or through breastfeeding or just getting someone else is blood in your mouth.
Dude you don't want AIDS you could die
by Joelyv93 January 18, 2016
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AIDS

People who use speedy slut wingers and whip it in the mixer to lanky fat cunt strikers
by bob200000 January 04, 2021
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aids

A state of mind, a state of being, and a state of baby.
1. I feel like aids
2. This class is aids
3. What are you doing you aids baby?!?!
by I love you Tayleigh ❤️ March 03, 2018
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aids

Good supplies often consisting of bags of rice and medical equipment sent over to skint countries, by richer countries...

Also however, a tragic life-shortening viral illness- mainly retracted through sexual intercourse (common amongst those found in the skint countries mentioned above, and also with partakers of Fruity Bum-love!)

The problem lies with charity people and politicians in distinguishing clearly which one they mean...
Charity man: Godammit! That Oxfham reckon they know how to give out good aids!? We're flying out to Uganda tomorrow and we'll give them AIDS like they've never had before!!
Trainee: But Sir! Wouldn't that just be wrong!? And anyway... I'm a virgin- i have no aids to share.
by Sami M April 30, 2006
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AIDS

AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.
Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there.

Jim: Yeah.
by Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. December 08, 2008
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AIDS

a disease that has infected almost all of Africa
Q : Whats the only positive thing about Africa?
A : AIDS
by christy February 23, 2005
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