10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.

2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.

3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.

4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.

5- Thou shall not grill.

6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.

7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.

8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.

9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.

10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.

Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.

by Mud0Day October 13, 2020

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rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.

Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.

by M&Z December 26, 2010

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The Wing Commander

The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.

"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!

by The Captain Pugwash April 26, 2008

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