I am sparticus

This is something that is good to use in either a crowded room full of geeks or in an IRC chat.

Originated from sparticus...

You: "I am sparticus!!!!"

Everyone else: "No, I am sparticus!","I am sparticus", "He lies. I am sparticus" and so forth.

by The Spooky Twigg November 6, 2004

I am game

I am prepared to to that. I am up for that.

Her: You wanna go bowling? Him: Yeah, I'm game

by landscapeconsultant April 25, 2004

I am busy

A nicer way of telling someone " shove off, I don't want to talk to you right now", often said sarcastically

Please be kind enough to understand that I am busy

by Sexydimma March 20, 2015

I AM THE LAW

While the movie Judge Dredd is playing, put on a blind fold and begin to masturbate. Right before you cum yell out "I AM THE LAW" in your best Sylvester Stallone impression.

Ohh im gonna cum... I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW!!!!

by Gildo2000 February 4, 2009

I am game

Yes, I am willing to go along with it.

John asked if I wanted to play basketball and I said "I am game."

by Isi Oamen June 16, 2004

i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019