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husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.
the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.
by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014
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Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.
"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"
by loftcrew April 25, 2017
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fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy
Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.
by Dizzydub December 8, 2016
mugGet the fuck husbandmug.

Shariah husband

A Muslim man you had a nikkah with.
I married my shariah husband at the mosque in Brooklyn.
by wordsaregood December 2, 2021
mugGet the Shariah husbandmug.

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married
*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband
by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021
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Dio's Husband

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."
by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021
mugGet the Dio's Husbandmug.

Ethans Husband

Danny is ethans husband, thats all.
Danny=Ethans husband
by 3th4n November 2, 2021
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