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Hum fungus

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch
by G woman February 13, 2019
mugGet the Hum fungusmug.

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.
You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P
by QuacksO January 13, 2024
mugGet the "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-holdmug.

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through
First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!
by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017
mugGet the hum jackermug.

Humming Maven

1. The action in which one person takes a popsicle and inserts it in another person's armpit and moves it in a circular motion.
2. A person whom hums when frustrated.
1. When I recieved my first humming maven I was very alarmed.
by DogAteMyUsername March 21, 2010
mugGet the Humming Mavenmug.

Hum da Pum

An individual who annoys everyone within a 10 mile radius of him and is unable to understand basic human communication skills
Hum da pum is such a pum
by qawsed69 October 22, 2020
mugGet the Hum da Pummug.

Hum

Guy: *Farts*
Me:HUM!
Guy: what?
Me: YOU STANK!
by GrandmaSherry October 8, 2018
mugGet the Hummug.

hum

slang for “hummus
yo dip that chip in some hum
by y2ksugarboo November 29, 2023
mugGet the hummug.

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