Hoof

Something or someone that is very cool, and or chill. Laid back, but also unique and particularly out of the ordinary.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.

A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.
I got to the party at 1:30 am and it was Off the Hoof! Maddie had her teats out and was tearing up the D floor! Her dance moves were Hoof as F

We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.
by Veronika Van Cartier July 20, 2024
Get the Hoof mug.

Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.
The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.
by Cleatus Titson August 05, 2021
Get the Hoof mug.

Hoof

“Hoof”

A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.
Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!
by JohnnyBallPlayer September 02, 2023
Get the Hoof mug.

Hoof

To make a fist with your foot
My hoof is brutal
by Lord Bernard March 17, 2020
Get the Hoof mug.

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.
"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"
by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010
Get the cleft hoof mug.

Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it
by Lou Slips October 29, 2023
Get the Hoof Mut mug.

Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.
Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.
by Impure zero October 01, 2017
Get the Hoof Claw mug.