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Homework stands for

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Person 1: What is this Sh*t
Person 2: Homework
Person 3: We don't need it, we do all of it at school
by Hogsbreath101 July 28, 2019
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homework

the punishment given to you for going to school
i thought school was supposed to be fun, then 1st grade ended
the stuff teachers make you do to deprive you of your valuable sleep
Example of what happens to a class when a teacher gives them a homework assignment

teacher: i want you to write me a 50 page essay on the roman empire and how it fell, this should take you like, 30 minutes if your smart

later that night: what the crap, i started this essay 6 hours ago and it isnt even done ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

teacher: so where's that 50 page 30 min to do essay i asked for
class: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by the pessimists March 9, 2009
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homework

something that if it is not for study purposes it is a extreamly dick thing to give. Teachers that give a lot of homework are low life pieces of shit. We are in school for like 8 hours each day after school we are tired and bored. and a teacher is gonna give you more homework as if 8 hours isnt enough to take away and last pride and manhood a person could possibly savage after listening to a stupid gook chink asshole talk about how napolean fucked this guy up the ass and thats how france became a country. Homework has NO point is gay and is wrong low and obnoxious
Mr. Douch bag: im giving u a 25 page homework packet due friday.

HUGH what you think your the only teacher that gives homework, a packet plus others form other classes. FUCK YOUR MOTHER u low life cocksucker what kind of bull shit is that you bitch ass nigga, i dont care what the government says fuck what you heard it's what you hearin, and what you hearin is the sound of my gat click click boom ill blow your 2 inch cock off. motherfucker ill beat the shit out of your wife with my 15 inch cock and gag that bitch by rape, this aint a game motherucker i got a life and im busy douch bag trailor parker. Go back to the trailor park faggot u gay ass drag queen. ima set it off on your family bitch ill flip this desk over and shove this overhead projector up you ass cock sucker. All this after hearing that ho go on about the the faggits in the like fourteen hundreds all i heard was blah blah blah some lozer luie the 15th raped his kid and fucked a dog (wow) or some shit like that i dont care either i got a note for my not done homework. Dear chode go ram you 2 incher up your dogs raging asshole thanks
by Francesco Albanese January 4, 2007
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homework

something that teachers to kill us

(if you sit in the back you can get away not doing it)
i HATE homework
by neala December 19, 2002
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homework

A cruel, but regrettably not uncommon form of extreme torture given out by scaly, winged creatures otherwise known as teachers. As if these creatures did not torture us enough, they decide to extend this abuse into the victom's free time.
Teacher: Why did you not do your homework last night? You had pleanty of time!

Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life.

(Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.)
That should teach you!
by crazymichaela March 15, 2010
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homework

A freakin waste of time that keeps people from skateboarding!!!!
I wanna go skate, but i have to much freakin HOMEWORK!
by skating rules February 17, 2004
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Homework

Invented by a Hitler looking fuck to punish students until now it's the scum of earth and why that is because first of all. You already spend 7 hours learning shit that you couldn't care less about. Now I'm not saying school is pointless. School is almost entirely a good thing. The only problem about homework is that has no benefits for anyone once so ever it's just a complete waste of time to fuck up your grade. And also the teachers don't have a good point of explaining it, some can't explain it at all. and one more thing I don't know why homework hasn't been banned yet.
Homework-The most bullshit waste of time in human history
by Fuckhomework January 11, 2020
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