Get the homework mug.A cruel, but regrettably not uncommon form of extreme torture given out by scaly, winged creatures otherwise known as teachers. As if these creatures did not torture us enough, they decide to extend this abuse into the victom's free time.
Teacher: Why did you not do your homework last night? You had pleanty of time!
Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life.
(Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.)
That should teach you!
Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life.
(Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.)
That should teach you!
by crazymichaela March 15, 2010
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Get the homework mug.Homework is a terrible thing teachers give students to test our memory. Homework also means taking time away from spending with friends and family. Or Homework for lazy people means more stuff to do at home when they could be out on instagram posting a selfie
I have so much homework
by im weird 80 April 9, 2014
Get the Homework mug.The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 2, 2014
Get the Homework mug.just. no. Nobody has time for that useless crap. Not helpful. Not learning anything. The stress on the brains of doing homework after 7-10 hours of crap makes us more likely to suffer from memory loss in the future. Stress causes memory loss idiots! Thats why old people have bad memory. How the fuck has nobody done anything about this? We are all going to be stupider than fish if nobody does anything about this. I used to be so smart when I diddnt do my homework. But guess what mother fucker? My IQ dropped 10 points. 10 POINTS. You know why? I did my homework to much.
"Hey wanna help me call 911? I was shot and I'm bleeding out."
"Hey man. Im really sorry, but, I have to do my homework."
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! You finish your homework" (dies)
"Hey man. Im really sorry, but, I have to do my homework."
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! You finish your homework" (dies)
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do the work later at home. Teachers basically saying to "do it later."-procrastinate.
do the work later at home. Teachers basically saying to "do it later."-procrastinate.
HOMEWORK
use complete sentences or I'll call your parent and parent teacher conference!
list 5 reasons why you should NEVER swim alone.
to many sharks
ants
not enough metal objects in the water
too many dead bodies that have already died
not enough water
use complete sentences or I'll call your parent and parent teacher conference!
list 5 reasons why you should NEVER swim alone.
to many sharks
ants
not enough metal objects in the water
too many dead bodies that have already died
not enough water
by Motherfucker idc February 22, 2015
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