A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.
by beejabeeja December 10, 2006
A LEGEND AND A ROLE MODEL TO ALL MALES I SALUTE U HOMER SIMPSON hmmm Beer
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
by TYLER R February 06, 2004
A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
by davidbrookstone November 02, 2006
A large public library located on the campus of the University of Connecticut in Storrs, CT used primarily for sleeping and having sex.
by slaxhere April 08, 2009
1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.
2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.
2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.
1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"
2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"
2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"
by LeGenius November 07, 2013
Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.
by James Lowe October 15, 2005