strategic hold

When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.

The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Hold Please

Exactly how it sounds Hold Please!

Not just saying it on the phone.

In group setting with friends,

Talking to friends and somebody wants your attention and is rudly interrupting look at them and say Hold Please!
Works every time. I love saying when it fits the moment

by @poohbearlover224 September 29, 2018

presidential hold

A decision made by a presidential figure in order to buy time to make a real decision.

He issued a presidential hold to convince the applicant that he would receive a decision later.

by Sgrb6sc January 28, 2019

hold kjeft

It's Norwegian for shut up. Use whenever you're in Norway or around a Norwegian person who won't stop pestering you and being a PEST!

Markus: Jeg er Norsk. Jeg er vacker, jeg er--
(I am Norwegian, I am beautiful, I am--)

Ilaria: HOLD KJEFT, MARKUS!!!!
(SHUT UP, MARKUS!!!!)

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 2, 2018

Cup Holding

Sleeping with someone’s wife while they hold your cup.

Matt: Come hold this cup while I fuck your wife.

Cup holding

by Shan.babe November 30, 2019

Holding the Puppies

Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.

"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"

by Dazzamon April 19, 2006

holding back

having and withholding

"what? you had that lingerie and you were holding back on it?"

by holding back pro January 30, 2012