The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 8, 2010
Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.
Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's
by mrhappybond November 4, 2009
by basicbails June 11, 2019
When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.
by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016
When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.
Example/context of Hike Rape
Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”
Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”
Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
by Sukelevens June 6, 2021
B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.
K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
by Sexy white panther January 30, 2018
When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.
Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016