Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

by RedDan69 April 28, 2011

New York hiding

A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area

I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice

by Paul Daley May 26, 2010

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

by gale braydenie November 11, 2019

HikiNEET

A person not (currently) in education, employment, or training who has withdrawn from society into their room or house.

I want to be a HikiNEET so I can just lay in bed all day and do nothing~

HikiNEETs are gross! They don't even shower!

by Sinful Woman June 4, 2018

hinking

verb - thinking of someoe in a very sensual way, almost as if they were you love bird....

i was just hinking of you
and for those of you who dont know
thinking- verb- to think about about some one is a sensual way, as if they were your love bird

by haardt December 12, 2003

Bee-hiving

The next trend, similar to planking, except the actor puts a live bee-hive on his head and stands in public like an idiot long enough for one of his friends to take a picture.

Person A: "Why is that guy standing on the train with his arms to his side and a bee-hive on his head?"

Person B: "Oh he's just bee-hiving. He's amazing."

by beehivetillidie July 15, 2011

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003