hitcher

A girl who buddies up to guys in a bar drinking on a tab in order to drink for free.

Nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. She's the fastest hitcher I know.

by Tony A. August 2, 2007

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

by ColF July 14, 2008

Hatchet Hand

A very obese woman who has a third hand in her pussy and when you stick your dick in her the hand jerks you off, because every one knows that you cant bust a nut by hanging your dick out a window.

There has better be a hand in this hot hatchet.

Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.

Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.

by J Clark July 26, 2006

hatchet monkey

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

[hatchet-faced]

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

by Kimika October 12, 2008

Nigger Hatchery

A large, low-income apartment complex subsidized by Section 8 Federal dollars with a lot of kids running around. Apartment complex characterized by violent crime such as murder, armed robbery and car jacking.

There were two different murders this week at that nigger hatchery on Grandboro Lane. Bad fucking place, better stay away

by Deepn Her November 8, 2022

Hatchet Ass

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018