to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal

high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society

by Sexydimma December 2, 2016

jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

dingle Harvester

its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

dingle harvester its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

that bitch used her teeth to clean my dingle berry's it was the best feeling ever

by Zachary Ehrler July 24, 2024

Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to female masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

Harvester

Harvester is an all around cool dude who you can always rely on for the best memes.

"Whoa, check our Harvester. Sweet memes."

by MrCreepyBoss November 23, 2021

meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.

hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.

by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013