the line running from the top of the haunch to the groin which is pronounced in some people just like barbie.
by wahhoooo November 20, 2010
An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.
by Big Tasty November 10, 2008
The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.
Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
A ponytail on a homosexual male. Could also be on a lesbian. (Ex. She could have a strap on dildo attached and fucking her significant other, while holding on to the ponytail of the fuckee.)
Emory fucked Owen in the ass while grabbing Owen’s queer handle. Ex. Kind of like reigns on a horse.
by GA-CHAMP🤙🏻89 May 11, 2021
Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
by ngonzo April 18, 2009
A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.
A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
by entropymaam June 15, 2006
A sex position for the male that invlves shoving his own dick up his own ass, and in order for it to be a mug, a gay guy or his girlfriend has to hold the “handle”
“How was it last night?”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”
by ThaManWithBaconInHand April 07, 2018