Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by Hamelin January 28, 2007

You did what to a hamburger? 

Phrase used to respond with when you didn't quite hear all of a question posed to you.

Person 1: Did you hear <<something unintelligible>>?

Person 2: You did what to a hamburger?

You did what to a hamburger? by Schmee! November 18, 2011

Floppy HamBurgers 

Where a girls boobs are so big and saggy a triple Z would be too small.

Guy1: DAMN! Look at those Floppy Hamburgers.
Guy2: HOLY! I'd hate to be seen with that!!

Floppy HamBurgers by __/|\__ April 11, 2012

Hamburgler 

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

Hamburgler by tekrc May 9, 2009

Hamburger 

Since almost everybody else is too busy making childish jokes, I'll be one of the ones who gives the real definition:

The greatest food ever. It basically a piece of meat put between two pieces of bread. cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and BBQ sauce make great toppings.

Yo, Tony, give me some of them hamburgers!

Hamburger by Andrew Floyd Williams February 17, 2007

peeing in my hamburger 

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

peeing in my hamburger by s n z December 9, 2008

hamburger helpers 

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

hamburger helpers by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008