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/hækə(ɹ)/ • orig. "hack" + "-er"

1 A person educated or especially self-taught in the use of computer hardware, software and networking, as well as other electronic and/or telecommunications devices, information technology and computer science.

2 a polymath specializing in technology, especially that dealing with computers and communications. A (computer) geek.

3 Someone with the skills to crack (i.e., gain electronic access to) another computer or node on a computer network, but chooses not to use them, unless in the capacity of a penetration testing technician for the purpose of informing the system's owner/administrator of a security hole.

4 Synonym for white hat or grey hat. (a black hat would be a cracker).

5 Often used incorrectly to mean a cracker (i.e., a hacker who uses his skills for mailicious and/or usu. illegal purposes or monetary gain. An Internet cowboy.

6 Someone who hacks. A hacktivist.
Hackers have become incensed by the media's incorrect and inflammatory use of the word hacking to refer to cracking.
hacker by Frosztbyte May 6, 2016

Hacker flu 

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.

In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
The new coding tasks have been assigned; Hacker flu is about to erupt...
Hacker flu by kovg April 14, 2019
The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"

Hackerroonies 

A phrase coined by the infamous Rainbow Six Siege YouTuber 'Basically Homeless' in his attempt to get banned by Ubisoft anti-cheat, is a term used to reference the use of game breaking cheats/aimbot
Look at this guy he's hacking he's got hackerroonies
Hackerroonies by EthoRipper December 11, 2020

The Hackeysack

1. This is the term used to describe having sex with your girl and you both have chest colds. Deprived of oxygen and in the throws of passion you both break out into a frenzy of dry hacking just before you nut.
2. Uncontrollable hacking and coughing while making out with your partner, but because it feels so dam good you continue even though your about to pass out and have a stroke.
Me and my girl have both been sick this week, last night while watchin tv we did the hackeysack... then called 911 cuz we couldnt breathe.
The Hackeysack by Master Gi December 24, 2017

maria hacker 

vinnie hacker’s mom and a milf
do u know maria hacker?

ya man shes a milf