Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan May 04, 2018
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Baguette Guzzler

Basically any French person.

Someone who like shoving baguettes down their throat (maybe some other hole idk)
Person 1: ''Louis is such a baguette guzzler!''
Person 2: ''He's French.''
by Soup_Underwater November 30, 2023
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Shin Guzzler

A hole large enough to guzzle ones shin
"hey Todd, chout for that Shin Guzzler, fall in that and you done brek yer ankle"
by r04dk1LL May 01, 2024
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Kool-Aid Guzzler

Someone who participates in an organized religion and believes the fiction that it teaches.
That Kool-Aid guzzler goes for their once a week brainwashing session every Sunday to get the full press marketing brainwashing with the elaborate decor, catchy jingles, marketing slogans, sales pitch, and peer pressure.
by Arche Logos January 13, 2024
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Windex guzzler

A real born in fleshing fucking dumbass, unloved by all family and fucking pain in the dickbag.
Sarah is a real fucking cunt, stupid fucking windex guzzler 1+1=3 Neanderthal brained nematode bitch probably can't remove her head from her own asshole.
by Paichni December 20, 2021
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sibling guzzler

Someone who swallows their dads cum.
oh shut up you sibling guzzler
by peekabob11 March 07, 2024
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Shit guzzler

Person that likes to guzzle down on shit for pleasure or money or both
I heard hailey is a shit guzzler might see if I can get her to guzzle my shit
by Shit guzzler March 04, 2023
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