Banana Grinder

n. A Man Who Enjoys Giving Oral Sex To Other Men

Guy 1. "So Did You Hear Jimmy Preformed Oral Sex On Tommy?"

Guy2. "Yeah, What A Banana Grinder."

by MrBear1001 December 1, 2010

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When you pour concrete mix into a women's vagina, allow it to dry, and then fuck it.

Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.

by DrewIsCoolAsFuck August 5, 2008

Russian Meat Grinder

Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.

You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!

Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder

by Dr. El Todd October 23, 2009

sausage grinder

A drunk chick with braces who does not suck as much as chew while performing fellatio

after about ten minutes that sausage grinder turned my junk into potted-meat

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

Poo Grinder

Razor blades are inserted in the anus through a metal pole than the participant than does a poo, this is very arousing.. apparently.

Person 1: MAN I FEEL GOOD!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My mate paul gave me the poo grinder last night mmm hmm

by Candy Bove August 27, 2007

Tijuana Meat Grinder

When someone shits in a woman's vagina and then fucks her.

"Even though she let me give her the Tijuana Meat Grinder, I still stole some of her stuff."

"Wow, you really know your way around a Tijuana Meat Grinder!"

"I'm bored. Can you give me the Tijuana Meat Grinder?"

by Vagina Poopmaker September 9, 2009

Ghost Grinder

in online poker terms, it is a player that has much experience with playing multiple tables for an extended period of time, but never lets the competition know of his identity and/or experience. These type of players are very hard to beat.

A Ghost Grinder won a tournament today, after he deceived many players at the table by asking simple questions that only new players ask.

by Ben Gamble September 6, 2009