Grenade Filter

The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.

Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers

by Dylan684 August 9, 2010

sticky grenade

A non attractive woman(grenade) who you try to avoid in the sober light of day, but when you are highly intoxicated you make the mistake of hitting on/smashing, she then proceeds to become a "stage 5 clinger" and enters into a stalkerish behavioral pattern. Thus earning the name Sticky Grenade- A clingy grenade

B'moreo's-hahah how 'bout those grenades last night
Me-bro you got a "sticky grenade"

Bmoreo's-damnnn
Me-yeah man shes been facebook chating me all morning asking me everything about you...
Bmoreo's-as long as she doesn't get my social security number
Me-Bro she's a "sticky grenade" you know she will...

by darecountysfinest252 October 26, 2010

frat grenade

A Cheap Beer, often consumed in large quantities. i.e. A Natural light, Keystone, or millwater.

Broseph, toss me another Frat Grenade!!!

by Fratty as Fuck February 13, 2008

grenade.

Hand- held explosive, used mainly by people who wish to inflict pain and death. (eg. Terrorists, soldiers)
To use a grenade, one would remove the pin and throw the grenade in the direction of the target, where under normal circumstances, it would explode.
Not reccomended for children. Or anyone at all, really.

He threw the grenade. There was a shout, an explosion, a scream, and then, silence.

by Carl "The Other Guy" June 1, 2006

the grenade

This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls, the grenade's callousness from years of fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the short straw).

"She was the grenade" should be an acceptable defense in murder cases.

by Ranting Bastard August 4, 2004

chocolate pudding grenade

a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet

Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there

by Patrick M G February 9, 2008

Jump the Grenade

The act of hooking up with the Fat and or Ugly Girl who is going to tell her hot friend she can't hook up with your buddy. You know, that one nasty chick who is all bitchy right up to the time she realizes she is actually gonna get laid, then she is suddenly cool.

"Buddy, will you jump the grenade and start giving that nasty chick some attention before she claims she has to go home?" "Yeah but if I have to stick in her butt again I'm gonna be pissed"!!!

by kinghog August 8, 2008