Friend Grenade

When your mate is working his charms on a rather attractive lass but her fat friend is making things awkward. You must jump on the friend grenade, thus allowing your man to get his nut.

Guy 1: Dude Friend Grenade me, she's cramping my style
Guy 2: (Shudders) ok man but you owe me for this whale

by gringo89 September 26, 2010

yass grenade

a term to say that something is 'amazing' and is usually said when something shocks them in a positive way. a good scenario to use this is when your friend achieved something and you're celebrating with them.

person a: guys look my crush followed me back!

person b: DETONATE THE YASS GRENADE!!

person a: YASS

by txtloona November 16, 2020

Grenade Filter

The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.

Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers

by Dylan684 August 9, 2010

sticky grenade

A non attractive woman(grenade) who you try to avoid in the sober light of day, but when you are highly intoxicated you make the mistake of hitting on/smashing, she then proceeds to become a "stage 5 clinger" and enters into a stalkerish behavioral pattern. Thus earning the name Sticky Grenade- A clingy grenade

B'moreo's-hahah how 'bout those grenades last night
Me-bro you got a "sticky grenade"

Bmoreo's-damnnn
Me-yeah man shes been facebook chating me all morning asking me everything about you...
Bmoreo's-as long as she doesn't get my social security number
Me-Bro she's a "sticky grenade" you know she will...

by darecountysfinest252 October 26, 2010

frat grenade

A Cheap Beer, often consumed in large quantities. i.e. A Natural light, Keystone, or millwater.

Broseph, toss me another Frat Grenade!!!

by Fratty as Fuck February 13, 2008

grenade.

Hand- held explosive, used mainly by people who wish to inflict pain and death. (eg. Terrorists, soldiers)
To use a grenade, one would remove the pin and throw the grenade in the direction of the target, where under normal circumstances, it would explode.
Not reccomended for children. Or anyone at all, really.

He threw the grenade. There was a shout, an explosion, a scream, and then, silence.

by Carl "The Other Guy" June 1, 2006

grenadier

1. A person who routinely takes one for the team and jumps on the grenade

Man, Ben is such a grenadier, especially when we get him a little drunk. He'll use any excuse to bang an ugly girl.

by da champ September 14, 2005