rotten grapes

A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.
How's the new computer? Rotten grapes, and it's going back.
by knowman December 22, 2011
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arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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Grape-G

Word equation for rape. Grape minus G is equal to rape.
Sandy: When you go to Japan, don't get Grape-G'd
Tracy: What?
Sandy: Raped. Do the math.
by Choysen November 21, 2010
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Butt Grape

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.
Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.
by tedwilli9 August 02, 2008
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Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.
Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.
by Dirty girl undercover December 07, 2018
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Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop
Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!
by HentaiJoiBoy September 06, 2019
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bust a grape

This is used in context of "he wouldn't bust a grape" as in he won't do shit. It's like saying someone wouldn't harm a fly as opposed to busting a cap, the sucka wouldn't bust a grape. Get it right youngsters.
That fool was talking about busting caps but he won't bust a grape!
by 96inthe916 June 13, 2018
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