GOOB

GOOB is the philosophy that Grande Omega is of more importance than Women
Grande Omega Over Bitches.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

by BrankoNedeljkovic May 12, 2021

Goob

a dumb ass nigga

Friend - “can you fold water? “

Me - “What nigga, You a goob bro!!”

by Jenna tulls January 16, 2018

habba-goob-un

This is what you say when you cannot enunciate the phrase "have a good one". There are a couple of town's named Kill Buck and Salamanca where honky's will use the the phrase habba-goob-un because they struggle to speak basic English.

When you are telling someone goodbye: "Habba-Goob-Un!!"

by CoonJob June 27, 2025

Goob

What you call someone when you're trying to show affection towards them (invented by @/PepperMintTeee on twitter).

Person: Ily goob.

by kettakujo September 1, 2023

Goob

A girl that is super sexy but confusing to understand.

That girl is cool and all but she’s a goob

by Jooooob February 20, 2025

Goob

"Goob" is another word for "lit" as in fun, great, having a good time

"This party is so goob"
"Her outfit is goob"

by Dkwondducjwoqkdnrnrfidjenlqkqd March 23, 2017

GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024