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Stickle Golf

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf with my friends instead.
by nkallday December 30, 2021
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Wii Golf

Game worth rage quitting, destroying your TV, and breaking your wii remote because the wind is going in the wrong direction.
I accomplished nothing is Wii Golf despite playing it for 8 hours
by 8tb39q4 g March 9, 2020
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asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
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Playing Golf

1. To highlight how the opinion/statement made by other party ruled out the obvious consequences or alternatives.
1.

Traul: Bale is the best football player

Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant

Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf
by Brucecane December 5, 2019
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golf party

A party involving multiple locations, usually 9. Each location is called a "hole," and each hole has a unique alchoholic drink. Atleast one "water hazzard" is recomended, where the designated drink is water. DD Caddies are a necessity if the holes aren't in walking distance of eachother.
I got so blitzed from that jungle juice at the 2nd hole of the golf party that I could barely walk by the 5th hole.
by DejaDreamer July 21, 2008
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golf shoes

A vital piece of clothing/equipment for someone on acid. Allows the wearer to walk in muck when there is no footing at all.
Hunter(while on acid) - Order some golf shoes, other wise we'll never get outta this place alive !
by Dr Gonzo69 October 11, 2008
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golf gypsy

someone who travels from golf tournament to golf tournament in a trailer/caravan with his wife and children.
"i no longer speak to my son"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"
by Ian Rush September 4, 2006
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