God: Satan your job is to destroy the World since I created everything
Satan: Ok I'm off See ya in a few centuries
Satan: Ok I'm off See ya in a few centuries
by Kaiser aka Kai June 20, 2007
Get the Godmug. A fake, untrue illusion that many fall prey to believing in. Many Christians look towards God for guidance and direction in their life, but sadly they are only talking to the air.
Some Christian Kid: Do you believe in God?
Random Guy: No, I don't believe in things that don't exist.
Random Guy: No, I don't believe in things that don't exist.
by tom-paul June 29, 2008
Get the Godmug. God is love, holy and infinite. He is in Christianity the Creator of the universe. He allows people to choose between Him and evil, He does not force people to choose. Every one sins, and He died on the Cross for our sins so they could be forgiven and we can go to be with the Lord. Jesus is God in flesh and they are one in 3 parts; God the father, God the son, God the Holy spirit. Salvation is not through good deeds but by faith in Jesus Christ and believing that He became sin for us so that we may be forgiven and have eternal life when we shall pass away and go to heaven to be with him. God loves everyone and does not cause suffering or pain but helps to calm bad situations and is always present. If a person does not believe, they will not go to heaven and go to eternal darkness.Our eternal happiness is the most important thing God has in mind for those who believe and that all creation comes to this end. Everyone has free will and can decide whether or not they want to let go and let God lead them to all things good and blessed. To believe in God is what a christian is, those who are Christ like, to read out of God's word, the bible and keep His commandments and believe He died for our sins and loves us. You can learn more about God at a local christian church and by seeking God through prayer.
Romans 5:8 but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
1 John 4:7-8 Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.
Deuteronomy 7:9 Know therefore that the LORD your God is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments, to a thousand generations.
John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.
Proverbs 8:17 I love those who love me, and those who seek me diligently find me.
1 John 4:7-8 Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.
Deuteronomy 7:9 Know therefore that the LORD your God is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments, to a thousand generations.
John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.
Proverbs 8:17 I love those who love me, and those who seek me diligently find me.
by joy1013 December 9, 2012
Get the Godmug. see: hoax
A: Man, god is great
B: why?
A: Cause he makes my life complete
B: Really? Prove it.
A: Fuck you
A: Man, god is great
B: why?
A: Cause he makes my life complete
B: Really? Prove it.
A: Fuck you
by superdooperpooper March 25, 2009
Get the godmug. Creator of the universe. Supreme power. Sent His only son, Jesus Christ, into the world to pay the ultimate price for humanity's sins. Jesus was burned on a cross and risen from the grave to live an eternal life in heaven. God is real, no matter what people choose to believe. The bible is the inspired word of God.
by pumpkinchild November 2, 2011
Get the Godmug. by Mirku January 10, 2009
Get the Godmug.