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cock and glock

The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.

Not to be performed. Ever.
"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."
by petri_ June 14, 2020
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glock my cock

What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off
After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)
by Solomat November 27, 2006
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g'luck

Man 1: I'm'a go take my test now.
Man 2: G'luck.
by Riyaan October 27, 2010
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Glock 7

A fake gun, clearly and concisely defined in the first post above. However, some people apparently cannot read (or refuse to actually read the entire definition before posting one of their own), and fail to grasp the basic concept of satirical humor.
"I go on Urban Dictionary and half-ass read the definitions of things like "Glock 7"; I then write a juvenile response, effectively making myself look like a "pinhead".
by TriggerTeacher December 17, 2011
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Glacker

A girl who looks like she gives really good head; receives her name from the glack sound made when your dick hits the back of her throat.
I'm going out and finding the skankiest glacker at the club!
by EdiUni November 2, 2010
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glock 17

The glock 17 is short recoil, floating barel, semi automatic handgun. The weapon has gained popularity, from widespread use in cinama, and is caried by most law enforcemnt, for it's hi capacity of ammunition it can deliver. Glock is the name of the comany based out of Austria. The 17 comes from the seventeenth patent awarded to Glock.
The police officer aimed his glock 17 in the air, and away from the suspect.
by J.urquhart August 29, 2006
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Glick-Shank

(verb) to glue, especially when gluing would be inappropriate.
My ring broke, so I Glick-shanked it back together.
by Michelle T Miller May 15, 2008
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