He's gladiator, and so is she!
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 2, 2006
Get the gladiator mug.Flap Gliding is an extreme sport originating from Russia circa 1992. It involves the stretching of a womans labia to proportions sufficient that they can be used in the event of a fall from great height as 'wings'.
Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.
The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.
With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.
The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.
With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Gareth: What did you get up to at the weekend?
Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.
Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?
Jon: It's good for the back too.
Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.
Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?
Jon: It's good for the back too.
by JonnyMSC October 26, 2009
Get the Flap Gliding mug.The act of Gladiating. Performed by Gladiators. May also be an ammusing replacement for words such as "owned".
The Gladiator must gladiate his opponent
"Hey, did you see that guy get hit by that van? He totally got gladiated!"
"Hey, did you see that guy get hit by that van? He totally got gladiated!"
by Charles Hansen October 1, 2007
Get the Gladiate mug.I can't beleive Scott stays with that bitch; he's such a gloid.
Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.
Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.
by Lingus the Cunning September 14, 2008
Get the gloid mug.1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".
2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".
2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".
1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.
2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words
2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words
by naknumm February 4, 2008
Get the gloin mug.A person who's only goal in life is to leach off of the success of others, who takes advantage of others at every opportunity and has neither the drive nor ambition to do anything worthwhile. A person who defys all commonsense whenever it suits.
My unemployed brother forces his wife to work while he sits at home playing World of Warcraft all day. When she gets home, she must serve him his dinner at the computer. He is such a glomitz.
by SloMoJo September 16, 2006
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