Bromance Glance

When bros go to take a piss and casually glance at each other's equipment.

"I was curious if what they said about Bob was true and had to take a peak but he caught me and we locked eyes."

"Dude, you just had a bromance glance."

by NesterJones October 18, 2015

Fux garnon

Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".

Also a form of greeting in informal settings.

1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!

2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?

by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016

Guilty Glance

When an incredibly attractive female is working out near your direct workout radius however due to the fact that you are a dude you cant help but look over every so often, immediately flooding your body with an immense feeling of guilt making you look away.

Person 1: "Dude you see that girl with the fat ass over there?"

Person 2: "Dude don't make me guilty glance!"

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

Goo Garnish

The aftermath of a cumshot. To garnish a woman’s face with male ejaculate.

After Karen got done sucking my dick I gave her the old goo garnish!

by Amargz December 3, 2019

Dirty Garner

A Dirty Garner is when you stuff you dick in peanut butter and then lick it off with any family member.

Hey anyone here want to have a dirty garner.

by Somebody living on planetEarth October 21, 2020

Tyson Glands

Small white wrinkles that are located on the penis head since birth.They are named in honor of the greatest boxer Mike Tyson after he was examined by his personal doctor when he was punched in the groin area and had pain in the genitals and he had those glands too.

Oh darling don't worry it is just Tyson Glands we can have safe sex

by M1LF Bang€R March 17, 2022

Pituitary Gland

A state of being in that it cause one to become in looking like a pituitary gland.

Man, that man Jonathan built like a pituitary gland.

by JohnPoppes February 21, 2023