farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

by shipyardtrash777 June 17, 2013

Josh Glade

Josh Glade is the most feared,dangerous unstable,unpredictable professional wrestler today. The only thing crazy about this man is his speed and agility for a 350 pounder. Unlike his so called competition Menny Lemons

Josh Glade isn't a p.a.b.

Josh Glade is the most feared,dangerous unstable,unpredictable professional wrestler today. The only thing crazy about this man is his speed and agility for a 350 pounder. Unlike his so called competition Menny Lemons

Josh Glade isn't a p.a.b.

Dude you're working Josh Glade tonight? You're going to loose man. Hope you have good insurance.

by Dcw dude October 9, 2020

Glader

Commonly used by fan girls because of The Maze Runner. Glader is a Norwegian last name

My name is insert first name here Glader and I'm Norwegian

by gladerismylastname January 21, 2015

Sugar Glider

A young female at or around the age of 18 who often lies about her age in order to gain entry to bars in order to flirt/hook up with older guys. Often found in a bar, the name stems from the Sugar Glider's tendency to be fairly new to the world of alcohol, and as a result, she can often be found drinking the most sickeningly sweet concoctions available at the bar, and will refuse beer of any kind. Accompanied by older siblings that helped sneak her in, the Sugar Glider's companions often are too drunk or preoccupied to realize she is masquerading as a 21 year old college junior. The Sugar Glider's main targets are healthy looking males in the 21-26 age range. The damage is twofold: 1) The unsuspecting male may run into very serious legal problems depending on the actual age of the sugar glider. 2) The companions will take flak from friends and family the next day for allowing the Sugar Glider out of their sight long enough to create trouble. If you suspect you have encountered a Sugar Glider, it is best to playfully attempt to verify her age by looking at her ID, asking her companions her age, or by asking her questions about things in life outside of high school. Sugar Gliders often exhibit signs of being drunker and louder than anyone else in the bar, and are known for often spilling their drinks on the floor or other people and playfully squealing "Ohhhh maaah gawwwd. I'm sooo sorrrry!".

I made out with some chick at the bar last night. It's a good thing things didn't go any further because she turned out to be a Sugar Glider.

by HunkasaurusSex January 12, 2009

flaco malaco glade

a word to describe any emotion or any situtation.

That door is flaco malaco glade.

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

Glaiden

Glaiden is a small bean and a cutie lil patootie. She have a little bit attitude but she's a sweetheart.

Glaiden patootie

by shtisreal November 23, 2021