German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022

hungry German

The hungry German is a sexual activity where the person on top licks/eats custard from the other person's hair.

Can we do the hungry German tonight? I haven't had that much for supper today.

by henrytaylor May 22, 2018

German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing

Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

“Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater

by ThekillerG November 25, 2019

german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...

German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

eyes

by Scout 411 June 14, 2017

German Dan

to "German Dan" someone is to strike, knee or kick another person in the testicles.

"he just German Danned someone!"

by g dan March 27, 2009

german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

German wetsuit

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female

Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit

by The fist fucker September 27, 2018