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GeoPeeTard

GeoPeeTard: This compound word describes anyone who supports Donald J. Trump, leader of “The Turd Reich” regime currently destroying America for the benefit of Trump and his billionaire friends. It combines the word “Retard” with the phonetic identifier “GeoPEE,” to create a more PC and acceptable term than the oft maligned term “RETARD,” which was used as an offensive slur against mentally disabled individuals, when in fact, a decree should be issued to be able to use “RETARD” to EXCLUSIVELY refer to Trump and the flying monkeys who support him, because truly, there has NEVER been a bigger FUCKING RETARD to walk the Earth. GeoPeeTards are easily identifiable by a red hat with white lettering, and a vacant, blank look on their faces. Many have claimed they can hear a “marble in an empty spray paint can” type sound, when GeoPeeTards are forced to think too hard.
“Trump is THE BIGGEST fucking RETARD that ever walked the Earth.”
“I agree, but it’s still not PC to say that, and that’s a shame, because if EVER anyone should wear the crown of “Biggest FUCKING RETARD,” it’s TRUMP. We now call them “GeoPeeTards,” (Trump is the KING of The GeoPEETards) because his followers are royal subjects of THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD TO EVER walk the EARTH, but, it’s not cool to say that word. So, “GeoPeeTards.”
by TwittahBanned4Life July 27, 2025
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ocular geology

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"
had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
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Comedic Geology

Describing when a joke breaks up into a multitude of comedic values that that have varying levels of humor
The comedic geology of the porch light joke is immense
by Shawtytrifling July 30, 2021
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Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018
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Wrist on Geology

When your watch or bracelet is covered in diamonds, sapphires, or other precious gems
Yo did you see Jordan’s new Audemars? His wrist on geology!
by Wardstaps March 6, 2019
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Geodynamics of Geology

A recursive field of study examining how the study of rocks itself moves and changes over time. It’s the "meta" layer of geology, focusing on the shifting academic preferences, funding earthquakes, and eruptive trends in geological theory. This discipline tracks the "plate tectonics" of scientific consensus, noting how a focus on mineralogy can be abruptly subducted by a new, flashy trend in paleomagnetism. It’s the study of the sociology of rock nerds and how their collective focus drifts across the continental crust of knowledge.
Example: "The geodynamics of geology shifted seismically last year when that viral TikTok about 'self-care crystals' caused a massive migration of grad students from hard-rock petrology into the suddenly lucrative field of gemological sociology."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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