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Kendrick Garfield

Marjorie's man! He could intimidates you with his fierce look, but the more you know him the more you're wanting something more about him. He is the owner of soft speaking and calming words, which never failed to make anybody feel better. He clings like koala, yet born to be someone really reliable. He is really one of a kind, the realest and finest human being ever.
"That grumpy man, he is Kendrick Garfield, isn't he?"
by saintbiche July 30, 2022
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James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
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Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.
What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
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garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.
P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"
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Garfield

A comic strip fat cat who eats lasagna and hates Mondays, and created by Jim Davis.
I have a vintage Garfield book.
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