by DoctorCaduceus May 16, 2023
Get the Gainmug. Hym "It doesn't matter if I'm doing it for my own personal gain or to appease lord Jashin if you don't pay I will kill a child."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
Get the Personal Gainmug. Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Jackin off = NO GAINSmug. A man that is a wild card of sorts. He is loving to all and can make a friend out of anyone. He tends to joke around a lot and takes nothing seriously. If you become his best friend, he will shower you in gifts and love to the point its dangerous for him. His love life is an up and down, amazing with sex but can't get into a relationship. He can sleep with almost any girl he wants, but can't get a girlfriend to save his life.
by IAMTHATNGGA April 10, 2023
Get the Gainemug. Person 1: Hey man, can you read my nickname out loud?
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck
by Gain Eagers August 13, 2025
Get the Gain Eagersmug. Rob: I hate Gain Higger's slaves!
Taqueesha: What did you say naga?
Rob: Huh??? I said I hate GAIN HIGGER'S SLAVES!
Taqueesha: *Pulls out an illegally purchased m9 and shoots Rob!*
Rob with his last breath: Fuck you you ugly black musty cunt nigger faggot!!!!!!!!!
Taqueesha: What did you say naga?
Rob: Huh??? I said I hate GAIN HIGGER'S SLAVES!
Taqueesha: *Pulls out an illegally purchased m9 and shoots Rob!*
Rob with his last breath: Fuck you you ugly black musty cunt nigger faggot!!!!!!!!!
by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024
Get the Gain Higgermug. by Doodlemeister October 24, 2015
Get the gaining altitudemug.