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funked

A word to describe being drunk on fun. For when good old, honest jubilation leads to a high unaided by a drug or any illegal substance.
"Hey, man, you wouldn't even believe the night I just had. First we saw Nicholas Cage in that wizard movie..."

"Woah were you high?"

"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".

"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".

"Like I said, we were funked".
by mary poppinbag March 30, 2011
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funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.
while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!
by John March 31, 2005
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funkdefied

"I was going to cook hamburger tonight, but I think the bread has gone moldy."

"Yeah, it looks funkdefied"

"The teacher tried to give everyone a pop quiz today!"

"That's funkdefied!"
by Colette H. September 28, 2006
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funkadelical

Mozart was performing his newest peice to his girlfriend, Ashley.

When he had finished, he removed his hands from the piano and looked at her expectantly.
She thought for a bit and then said
"Gee, that's super funkadelical!"
by --candyygal09 June 27, 2009
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Fukido

The Ancient Japanese art of Sportfucking.
I've lost 20lbs in the last month thanks to fukido training.
by LustyMartin October 6, 2010
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funkitize

v. to make a person funky, usually by means of a funky song or music line
That song really funkitized me, ergo, I am now funky. fool.
by SuperCameron March 28, 2003
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Funkadunk

Funk-A-Dunk

A clever replacement word for fuck usually used in school to avoid punishments
"Holy Funkadunk the experiment exploded!!!!!!! ZOMG!"
by chulling April 4, 2008
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