someone who uses laxatives and likes to fuck... another phrase would be shitty shitty buzz buzz... someone use takes laxatives and always uses their vibrator
by chocolate August 14, 2004
Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.
A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.
C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
by spasmolytic October 15, 2011
by urmom(; June 06, 2022
The saying Joel says in the show Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix when he sees a red organ looking ball grow legs. (and no, its not a penis ball ;)
by SunnyBunnyFrench May 02, 2018
Get the fucking fucking cunt cunt cunt mug.
"i just tried out this new hairstyle, it's a little different, do you like it?"
"Da fuck nigga da fuck"
"Da fuck nigga da fuck"
by LAlalaBOmBa April 28, 2008
Bob: do u remember the last time u saw my wallet?
Fred: ya i think u left it in the cinema
Bob: now you tell me?...fuck fuck in the duck duck suck!!
Fred: ya i think u left it in the cinema
Bob: now you tell me?...fuck fuck in the duck duck suck!!
by motherfucking mike June 19, 2008