... and then I found 20 bucks!

This is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. You can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was.

Guy: So, I thought that I lost my hat, but then I found it in my car.
Girl: ...
Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

Fondue Fountain

While your girlfriend is having an upset stomach, screw her in the ass until she shits diarrhea over your dick making it look like a fondue fountain.

Girl: Oh yeah, oh yeah, i am going to shit all over your dick
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain

by ThatsGross June 19, 2010

Found Fuckin' Waldo

This term is used when you finally found something after spending countless days, weeks, and even months looking for.

Kevin: "Hey, Alex! Did you finally found your porn magazine that your mom took away from you?"

Alex:"After many days... I found it. I found fuckin' waldo!"

by I'mStillHerex December 14, 2010

Fountain Rapist

A Predator who waits for a victim to start drinking from a fountain, then proceeds to force fellatio.

Dude, that guy just got hit by a fountain rapist!

by Teamdt February 20, 2011

foundation stone

The one person in a group of friends who keeps the group close and busy. Wether with good planning or a common humor.

People in the group have come to a stand still on an argument. The foundation stone of the group makes sure the party is still on this weekend.

by Dick Reevus December 30, 2014

Founding Officer

Soldiers Of Mercy Youth Ministry Officer that is in charge of overseeing and founding a branch of our ministry.

I am the Founding Officer of a Soldiers Of Mercy branch in Miami

by Soldiers Of Mercy November 4, 2018

fountain

Its basically when you are having sex with someone and then for example your partner pees and it looks like a fountain.

First guy *pees*
His partner: Wow.. you were like a fountain..!

by xjiwon February 22, 2021