and then i found 5 pounds

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.

...and then i found 5 pounds."

by rarehairdude May 17, 2010

Foundered On

(Verb) A phrase that was popular during the 20th century that means to be tired of or burn out on.

We went to the movies every weekend; we were completely foundered on it.

She was foundered on her 4 hour commute from her house to work each day.

by OlFashioned November 13, 2013

Foundy

A person who at high school only studied foundation level papers in their education. Tended to be people who had learning difficulties or just plain lazy and couldn’t care less about their education.

“What’s that guy like? Aww mate he’s a pure foundy !

by MrDulaOblongata October 30, 2019

Salty Foundations

A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.

Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"

by Darren Ravenscroft December 15, 2008

Burly Men Found

adj: term used to describe a very bad situation where things have gone wrong to a high degree

1) I accidentally knocked a mafia boss' drink over, and it was Burly Men Found from that point on
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack

by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

New Found Glory

Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.

P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!

PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.

by NFGzimm February 12, 2008