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Fortune wheel

The best fucking Chinese restaurant on Long Island. Kind of a hidden gem. The carpet hasn’t been changed since the 90’s, there’s one of those little light up fountain decorations at the front, and the menu is in Cantonese and English, so you know the food’s gonna slap
Have you ever eaten at fortune wheel?” “Hell yeah, their food’s fire. Also, if you haven’t had their unlimited dim sum, that should be on your bucket list
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024
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fortune

someone very obsessed with the Harry Potter character named Draco Malfoy.

never online, and she is probably doing other things, like complaining about her mom every single day.

she's super dumb dumb bubble gum
honestly the biggest Draco Malfoy simp, but refuses to admit to it and says "it's all in the past"
puts ketchup on apples, then puts it in the microwave and claims that it's a 'Carmel apple'
admitted to reading y/n spicy Draco Malfoy fanfics
no perceptions to fanfics. all fanfics to her are Draco fanfics.
extremely short. looked 2 ft tall but claimed to be 4'11 at the age of 13.
she was best friends with a ginger since she saw her at the airport buying kinder eggs.
she has 11 boys crushing on her, at least that's what she says.
apparently got hit on like 7 times in 1 day at 13 years old
has insane mommy issues
what came first the color orange or the fruit and is the color orange nsmed after the fruit orange or is the fruit orange named after the color orange, fortune?
by berries and cream. September 23, 2021
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Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
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Fortunality

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
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Miss Fortune

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...
Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning
by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020
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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015
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Fortune Cookie

a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
hey, I saw this super-bad fortune cookie the other day...
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
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