When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
Get the Fortune Clubbedmug. by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
Get the fortune cookie tonguemug. The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.
by Klete D. Keller April 16, 2016
Get the Wheel Of Fortunemug. A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019
Get the Ray Fortunemug. To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
Get the fortunicationmug. by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015
Get the The fortune cookiemug.