The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
Get the American Fortune Cookiemug. I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
Get the I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 litermug. Trust,Honor, Strength,Wisdom, Empowered,& Freedom are just a few words to represent the logo and clothing line as it is today.The name Fortune Fast Life was founded in 2013 By American Rapper Nascar RD which later became a clothing brand in March 2019.Still using his stage name NASCAR RD (DeManuel R.)created the brand to mirror a face paced lifestyle living state to state & overcoming obstacles along the way.The brand managed to make a name for itself with its organic style and originality.The dice on the logo doesn’t necessarily mean to gamble but in life to take chances and the logo of the feather is considered to be having or seek guidance along the way.
by New York Tymes November 26, 2023
Get the Fortune Fast Lifemug. To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.
Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
Opposite of Fortrable.
Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.
congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
by Fortrable August 19, 2024
Get the Fortunablemug. a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. by jjacks May 9, 2015
Get the fortunabilitymug. "In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
Get the Fortunalitymug.