Tom Foolery

noun; it's when you do something stupid, it's normally violent and it and is not necessarily funny, dumb nicknames often ensue.

Tom Foolery is like punching a metal trash can while walking down the street. It should make an excessively loud noise.

by Tom "Bjorn the Village Slayer " Ramsey May 21, 2008

Tom Foolery

sticking a half-smoked joint into the carb of a pipe and covering the bowl with your thumb.

Tanner didnt want to burn his hand on the roach, so he committed tom foolery and succeeded in his journey.

by rexamillion April 25, 2011

Footer

A guy who is perverted, crosses his legs when he sits, is gay but not gay, and has an ugly, shaggy mullet. Oh, and an AC DC fanatic. Everyone hates him yet loves him.

I choose not to have an example.

by Stealth! Mwah ha ha! March 23, 2005

fooberry

Someone who lacks intelligence and is very weak or small.

What'chu want fooberry?

by itsky June 10, 2009

floofer

A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.

Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.

by Pinnell February 21, 2009

Fookers

The way of saying Fuckers, but used by the ones with less intelligence.

Get out of our server, you fookers!

by ShadowRaven July 15, 2003

five footer

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.

by killachronic August 27, 2005