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Hush Flush

When you're using the restroom, and you know it is going to get crazy, so you flush, under the guise of avoiding tainted back splash, and use the noise to cover the explosions to avoid shame and embarrassment from coworkers/ others. Used when there is no time to locate another bathroom. It is also handy to reduce horrible odors. Not for use in drought conditions.
Having eaten a bad breakfast burrito, Tiffany had to employ a hush flush to hide the sputtering explosions erupting from her anus from here loitering co-workers.
by Mr Tuna Johnson March 5, 2017
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meaty flush

when you go to flush, but that shit too meaty to go down
We got a meaty flush problem in the bathroom!
by VIRAL420 July 2, 2016
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Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.
Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...
by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016
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security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.
- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do
by danne June 16, 2012
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Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...
by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012
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nut flush

Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.
"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."
by LancelotLongBottom June 7, 2019
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asian flush

the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)
susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush
by kayla December 12, 2003
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