Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 23, 2020

Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

by Enigmatic person April 12, 2019

Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021

Flat stack

The baddest boss you ever worked for

You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack

by Le Grande Queso November 29, 2016

flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.

Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.

by theboyhasnoname February 02, 2018

flat clapping

slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass

i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping

by calvey June 13, 2006

flat mouths

Cheap sneakers possibly bought at K-Mart or Kash-n-Karry. The have flat soles, no cushion, and make a slapping sound when you run.

Look at kingfresh wearing his flat mouths! What an anathema!

by f3drock May 14, 2007